prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

(Source: nothingcompares2ubysineadoconnor, via humorking)

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

Fuck off mrs. Baten, that lizard in your desk wasn’t an accident. Hoe.

(Source: yagamiyuu, via orgasm)

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

(via humorking)

"when someone’s flaws are not flaws in your eyes, you’re fucked."
- mine. (via diced—pineapple)

(via pages-of-gold)

"Don’t promise when you’re happy,
Don’t reply when you’re angry and
Don’t decide when you’re sad."
- athea (via invhale )

(via orgasm)

shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

(via whistieria)

nuded:

i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.

(via pages-of-gold)

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks, via orgasm)