ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

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humqn:

is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)

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"A relationship is only for two people, but some bitches don’t know how to count!"

iwasrepeals:

911: what’s your emergency?
Me: help an anon is stealing my
banner.

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

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