sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

(Source: sabriel-palmer, via humorking)

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(Source: holmyhan, via unpopuler)

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

(via well-thats-shitty)

retiredjesus:

person: i heard if u bend the iphone 6 it bends.

me: i heard if u set clothes on fire, they burn. wtf did u expect would happen

I expected a $200 to $800 phone to not bend like it is a pixie stick. Oops.

(via untexting)