hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

(via humorking)

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds, via infamousgod)

broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

(Source: despotique, via bunsen)

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

(via infamousgod)